Discount Digger
a person who dates someone just because they work at his or her favorite store to take advantage of their employee discount.
skater 1: “you hear jen just got a job a zumiez?”
skater 2: “awh sh-t, i need new trucks. is she still single? i think i have her number around here somewhere…”
skater 1: “dude! you’re such a discount digger!”
girl 1: “what are you doing?”
girl 2: “getting ready for my date with john!”
girl 1: “i thought you hated john?”
girl 2: “yeah… well… he got a job at macy’s, so…”
girl 1: “you discount digger wh-r-!”
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