Discount hooker
prost-tute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. most regulators (aka s-x workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
a seasoned wall street trader rides his lamborghini at night in the streets of newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:
trader: hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a bl-wj-b.
hooker: 20$??? you must be thinking i’m some sort of discount hooker? ask 50$.
trader: 50$??? refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. i give you a minute to revise your quote.
hooker: sorry about that (while running her smart phone bl-wj-b pricer app). ask 25$, deal?
trader: deal! get in the car beautiful and be careful with my italian leather & suede seats.
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