discount knowledge
education obtained at a community college, trade school, vocational college, or junior college.
as heard in the rodney atkins song “these are my people”:
“got some discount knowledge at the junior college where we majored in beer and girls”
four years of college wasn’t for us, so we opted for the discount knowledge!
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