Discovery Of America
many many years ago noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. after years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was sh-t everywhere. so one day noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal sh-t together and throw it over board. thousands of years later christopher columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!
christopher columbus: wow! would you look at that great piece of sh-t. i think i will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them yanks. this is the discovery of america.
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