Disease Van


a person who carries a cr-p load of stds and likes to p-ss them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.
guy 1: lol h-ll yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.

guy 2: oh its ok, she was a disease van.

guy 1: oh f-ck off !!

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