Disel Moment
when a person with normal iq levels experiences a brief moment of mental r-t-rdation. the term was “coined” in new york.
fake ticket scalper: this offer will only stand for the next 60 seconds…
tracy: but they are only $5!! the guy even told me they aren’t fake, etc. etc. etc.
me: what the h-ll is wrong with him?
you: don’t worry hes just having a disel moment.
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