disfortunate


-simply: puts the ‘dis’ into unfortunate.
-akin to adding insult to injury.
-any instance where a robust combination of unfortunate circ-mstances and humiliation converge.
kevin: you’ll never believe what mark did!
rocko: what’d he do?
kevin: he made fun of me in front of all those people and sh-t all over my face!
rocko: how disfortunate.
a much more awesome word used to describe someone or something that is unfortunate.
jen: she needs to do something about her face
mary: she’s very disfortunate. i feel bad for her because she has nothing going for herself…looks or personality

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