when someone is so g-y they’re disabled by their h-m-s-xuality
rebecca scissored her way into a wheelchair, now she’s disg-ybled
- holiday inn on i-74
a motel off i-74 in california popular with attractive young women and families fleeing haunted houses. mom: you better get brian to bring you home right after dinner because dad wants us to stay at the holiday inn on i-74. daughter: (wistfully) oh, yeah, i remember that place…
someone who is addicted to adventure and who constantly seeks a thrill. john never stayed home because he was an adventureholic.
a very difficult person that should be pushed down the f-cking stairs, but then she’s so annoying that you can’t help but love her ugh, i hate squinte but i love her at the same time so i’ma push her down the stairs.
- bev leering
a super fun guy. wow he’s a real bev leering!
- i have papers on you
a spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. also by saying this they are telling the other who’s the boss in a joking manor. don’t forget dear i have papers on you.