Dish Crotch
when manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
kevin “i was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apr-n through out the day. then my apr-n could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. and then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. i had dish crotch”
rob “i hate that”
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