Dish-hap


1) an accidental breaking of dinnerware during washing.
2) harm-causing gossip by misattirbution of facts
1) jimmy had a dish-hap when the plate he was rinsing slipped out of his hands and shattered on the kitchen floor
2) the dish-hap occured when trish wrongly named josh as a rump-ranger. in truth it was zak who guzzled j-zz.

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