disharmony.com


a dating option consisting of going to the bar, getting smashed, and finding a life partner who has little in common with you except a liking for booze and s-x.
sarah: “mindy, how did you and roger meet?”
mindy: “well, i used disharmony.com. i picked him up at tgi fridays on a bender, got preggers, and life happened.

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