an issue with a roomate related to their dirty dishes
jon: so how’s the new roomie?
matt: i don’t know how long its gonna last, this girl has major dishues. she has yet to wash a single plate of hers and last week she left a bunch of leftover indian food on the counter.
a mental disorder that prevents a person from doing their fair share of the dishes.
“how come matt never does any of the f-cking dishes?”.
“he has dishues dude”.
“well, he can just move the f-ck out then”.
- Dog Bite
1. while fingering your loose p-ss-ed partner you realize, “wow do i really have four fingers in there right now?” while using your thumb to rub on her cl-t. 2. being bitten by a dog. dude guess what, my wh-r- ex girlfriend was over the other day and she totally let me dog bite that […]
- Dick-o-matic bubble
a round sweet -ss that you would like to penetrate with your manhood. see also budonkadonk and ghetto booty look at the d-ck-omatic bubble on that one.
acronym for operator’s head up -ss. a term that can be used in many fields but is comman among it personnel. used to describe people that call you to fix their computer when the problem is actually the user. jim what was wrong with mary’s computer? ohua…she turned on the computer but not the monitor.
an okugn is a s-xy beast that all the women want. they usally are really smart and really athletic. d-mn i want an okugn
- One-Flush Special
the one-flush special is an act of masturbation. in said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. after this being done, the given person proceeds to m-st-rb-t- without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. after the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and […]