Dismember
one of the best death metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.
let the nepalm rain
after having s-x missionary style, ask your girlfriend to turn over so that you can begin doggy style. while she’s turning over, secretly replace your piece with a d-ld- of the same size and stature (make sure she can’t tell the difference.) once you start doing it with the d-ld-, after a while, fall off the bed leaving the d-ld- inside of her making her think that your junk fell off.
“i was h-ttin’ my girl from behind when i decided to pull a dis-member on her… she almost had a heart attack when she thought my sh-t fell off.”
to cut off a guy’s member.
poor mason… he was dismembered and now he can’t ever have s-x again!!!
to but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.
he lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.
when you remember but it’s a really painful memory so you want to distract your discomfort with some ugly transfiguration of a word that just happens to be “i remember”. a contraction of i dis-remember.
oh yeah, those women who are 26 but look like 45 because of extreme crack abuse. now i dismember.
verb
to fail to remember.
i remember using my keys to get in the house, but i dismember where i left them.
the opposite of remember. to forget intentionally or unintentionally what was once known.
i dismember what it was like to have s-x with her. i just may have to do it again.
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