Disney Sequel
n; a sequel to a popular or not so popular movie that has nothing to do with the original save for the name and a few characters. brought about by disney’s tendency to make a really good movie (lion king, aladdin) and then use the name to make a sequel while pouring as little money/time/effort into the project as possible(lion king 2, aladdin 2). this maximizes profits while minimizing cost. they also suck. noticing that disney makes a lot of money off of such tactics, other famous movie companies have begun to do the same.(bring it on; bring it on again: both cr-p, but atleast the first one had attractive women.)
usually these movies are brought straight to video/dvd to make sure everyone gets it as soon as possible(i.e. much cheaper to skip the theatre and jump straight to video.)
a simple way to spot a disney sequel is the advertis-m-nt “straight to video” or anything disney with a two or above on the end of it.
oh man, “bring it on again?” you can tell it’s a disney sequel just from watching the trailer!
“lion king 1.5?” might as well call it “lion king we butchered the animation, hired no-name voice actors, and added some useless side character to help the excessively deep children’s story.”
a way for disney to totally $crew its cl-ssic films.
-cha-ching!-
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