Inner Rambo
a psychological survival technique commonly found in males that allows them to overcome obstacles in survival situations.
symptoms include:
instant ability to use any melee or ranged weapon to ridiculous excess.
the abandonment of any code of honor and respect for life, religion, and/or property.
m-ssive spikes in manliness, such as the deepening of voice and loss of shirt (an added headband is also a clear sign.)
the systematic “i give-no-sh-ts” att-tude towards any hominid that doesn’t possess a v-g-n-.
dramatic weepy background dreams and flashbacks. (the manliness factor is not affected during or after)
a severe immunity to bullets and any other tactical firepower.
after john’s plane crashed in the south american rainforest, he used his inner rambo to survive the m-ssive number of government insurgents between him and the u.s consulate.
jim’s inner rambo kicked in and he carried his attractive female boat p-ssenger to safety, leaving all the other f-ck-offs to become instant meat shields.
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