disney
used to be one of the best animation company’s in the world.
until after the 90’s, where it really started to get bad. it now produces cr-ppy films only for marketing. examples include: high school musical, jump in, and much more.
teenager: have you seen high school musical? it’s the best movie ever!! disney rulz!!
other guy: no it doesn’t.
animation company formed in the early 20th century by walter elias disney (or d’isney, in its origi-n-l form). produced steamboat willie in 1928- the first full-length animated feature. today, owns a m-ss of theme parks, media and toys. one of the richest companies in the world… probably.
many of their features are now by-words for narcotics.
guy: yo, gimme some snow white…
seller: video or dvd?
todays modern sl-tt factory, producing plenty of anorexic conceded wh-r-s thats dumb teenage girls and fruity boys look up to.
gosh man onother disney movie! f-ck! im tired of seing anorexix sk-nks in distress!
put mtv on. nevermind that’s gay too.
a media company that used to make everyone’s favorite animated movies. as of recently they’re more into m-ss producing music careers for about six million teenage girls with no talent.
did you see miley cyrus at the new years show? she sounded f-ckawful! how in the world could disney have found her talented?
the past- the lion king, beauty and the beast, toy story, and lots more with & without pixar animation. gotta love hand-drawn!
the present- epic fail, hannah cr-ptana, the so-called “pure” jonas brothers, high school musical (i can’t wait until their fans get to high school) and many more cr-p that continues to come out of disney’s mickey mouse shaped -ss.
poor children sucked in by disney
evil enterprise attempting to control the minds of the next generation and have the intention to take over every business on earth.
disney will one day be the only animtaion company on earth
founded by walt disney, disney a company that produces movies and television shows. also the infamous, disney world, or disney land.
disney used to be one of the best around.
some famous movies such as beauty and the beast, alice in wonderland, and peter pan.
now, disney creates movies like high school musical, and shows like hannah montana.
they attracted a younger audience, but most people hate those movies/shows.
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including myself.
dun dun dunnnnnnnn
do you still watch disney?
um. no.
-gets shot-
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