Disneyland Line


a deceptively long line, much like the ones you see in disneyland. the are carefully designed to look short from the outside, when in fact they are like, a kilometer of panting tourists.
sam: hey let’s ride indiana jones!
alicia: okay!
-1 hour later-
alicia: g-ddammit sam, we’re stuck in another disneyland line.

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