Diss-status-fied


when you post a great status on facebook and no one “likes”it and you get no replies.
i was left diss-status-fied when no friends commented on my brilliant facebook status.

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    (noun) pr-nounced dits – bang. used to describe a person who is dense, lacking common sense, or is terminally “blonde”. usually awkward in mannerisms and apperance. not to be confused with waterheads, r-t-rds, inbreds, j-ck-ffs, or other stupid varieties. suzanne somers portrayed “chrissie” in “three’s company” as a total ditzbang…..

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    to have a lifetime supply of blonde moments. extremely beautiful, but amused with anything glittery. laughs at anything even if it doesn’t make sense…which it probally doesn’t to her. “dude! she was so ditztastic at the party last night, trying to talk to the house-plant…she’s mad pretty tho bro!”

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    a hearty “dang”, via snoop dogg. “dizzang, that was a loud explosion!” “they’re spending $140k for a team-building exercise in the big brother house? dizzang!”

  • Diurfay

    little is known of this word for it was simply sp-wned at my school in central indiana. as dirf may be used as a word to mock the ignorant and what they say, dirufay became an even more annoying ‘frenchy’ translation, which makes it more potent when used for irritation. by adding “doo-doot’n” to the […]


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