Dissapering wizard


when you get so repulsed by someone or something that your p-n-s gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from harry potter apparating.
harry potter: last night was awful, ron.
ronald weasley: why? what happened?
harry potter: moaning myrtle showed up while i was in the restroom, and i got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

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