dissertation
an april fool’s joke taken too far
(teacher/professor): hey it would be an awsome april fool’s joke if we got them (students) to write 5000-15000 words on something completely pointless and make it worth half of their end result!
other teacher/professor: yeah! omg that would be amazing let’s call it a dissertation…that’ll get ’em
then before you know it it becomes a compulsory aspect of your grade/degree
an idea that was sp-wned from the evil nasty dissertation monsters to make students fail university and waste three years of their life and lots of money
i have a 15000 word dissertation to hand in, in less than 72 hours argh !
a large piece of work , mainly done in the wee hours of the morning whilst drinking loads of coffee. generally in the 10k++ word range
i got a friggen disertation to do and the handin is in 72 hours my god!!
the last course in cooking school.
don’t eat my dissertation.
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