Distant Hot


when an individual has physical attributes that are normally celebrated; slim waste, thick hair, proportiante face; things that are visible from a distance, but when one approaches this individual at a closer distance, the less attractive qualities are uncovered; facial acne, halitosis, annoying voice.
dude jim, i was really excited when todd was about to introduce me to his cousin, but when she walked closer from hot topic, i realized the girl was totally distant hot once she started talking and i saw that sp-cious gap between her teeth

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