distended tube sock
a gaped, ragged out -n-s; a loose -sshole
todd’s such a sl-t, not to mention a “total bottom”… i’m sure that, by now, his -sshole looks like a distended tube sock. you know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it’s position when pulled up the leg.
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