Distextia
when a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as “distextic”)
girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
girl 2: what?
girl 1: imjs hs an -sshl kwim lk idlh @ al
girl 2: um… do u have distextia?
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