Distler


the abilty to kick maximum -ss whilst flying thru the air on a dirt bike.
most commonly happens when you are a “bad -ss dude”
the distler cannot be handled by most.
noun; usually used as one word in an instant as the “the one that got away”. similar to yelling “sh-t” after doing something wrong.
-hot girl spills purse-
hot girl: would someone mind helping me?
-oblivious guy walks past-
-half-way down the street he realized he missed a chance-
guy: ahh distler!

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