distorted bitch
a term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. this can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high… dafuq is this..
i added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. turns out it was an old -ss gilf that was trying to smash. that distorted b-tch played some disieving -ss sh-t on me. oh well i guess, i’m not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!
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