Distortion Language


noun.
a form of spanglish and other made up words used widely in the miami lakes and hialeah areas of south florida. founded by two brothers andre and migz arellano circa 1998 and since then it has spread to the local scene in said area.
“most teenagers in miami lakes and hialeah now speak to each other in distortion language.”

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