when a foreigner starts talking and you forget what you were doing. or, when you’re trying to throw someone off so you talk in a fake accent.
christian bale uses a distraccent at all times.
sweet and carefree ellie is a ditsy a person that acts like a blonde or is hyper all the time. that girl over there is ditsy because she didn’t take her pills today. -easily confused, silly. girl 1: why don’t people like me? girl 2: because you’re an attention wh-r-. girl 1: …i don’t get […]
- Domestic Flexing
the act of flexing within your own home and in proximity of your close friends because your items or property is not good enough to flex around others. jerome: yo, i went to daquan’s house and the dude was flexing his fake j’s and his chinese michael kors rae: d-mn, he was domestic flexing hard.
- douche rooster
one who is a c-cky douche bag. that new salesman is a douche rooster.
someone who not only lacks length but lacks girth aswell. a downing never usually performs in the bedroom and leaves girls feeling very short handed. girl 1: whatcha get up to last night? girl 2: uh i met this decent guy in town but back at my place he turned out to be such a […]
- drying pan
n. a frying pan turned upside down and used as an umbrella. it will always keep you completely dry no matter how hard it rains. first seen in an episode of pokemon. oh no, it’s raining! i know! i’ll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!