distraction condoms
when you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.
i need to buy some red thongs and rope.
dude the cashier is going to think you’re weird.
it’s okay man, i’ll buy some distraction condoms so she won’t think about the other things i’m buying.
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