distraction tie
after a rough night, you may want to put on a tie to distract your colleagues/boss from noticing your true condition
clerk 1: look at paul, great tie he is wearing today
clerk 2: nah, i bet it’s a distraction tie (dt). he was already quite hammered when i left the pub at 10 last night
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