Distrature


distrature – (n) dist-ruh-chur

1. the wrinkles in fabric formed between two br–sts or b-ttocks when the fabric is stretched tightly across them. usually only possible with thin fabrics.
her boyfriend didn’t approve of her wearing a shirt with much distrature.
the wrinkles in fabric formed between two br–sts or b-ttocks when the fabric is stretched tightly across them. usually only possible with thin fabrics.
her boyfriend didn’t approve of her wearing a shirt with much distrature.

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