Distressed Watcher
a internet celebrity wh-r- who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.
also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
dude, stop being a distressed watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. it’s not a big deal and you’re not funny!
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