Disturbed The Master
masturbating. only a male term for it.
disturbed the master{past tense}
disturbing the master{present tense}
disturb the master{pre tense}
master= p-n-s
disturb= m-st-rb-t-
teacher: “what did you do over the weekend?”
girl: “i got a new puppy!”
boy: “i disturbed the master then played cod.”
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