disturding
disturbing things that happen while taking a sh-t.
i thought i had p-ssed a real big one but when i looked in the toilet there was nothing there. it was dist-rding.
dist-rding
1 adj – causing the immediate evacuation of the bowels
2 verb, archaic. to ‘diss’ or insult someone by hurling feces at them.
1.my that mu shu pork was dist-rding. p-ssed the health inspection my -ss.
2.shakespeare – the very ape of my soul doth gleefully dist-rd you (macbeth).
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