dit squat
incorporated into the vernacular of a generation rapidly approaching senility in a final, futile attempt to exhibit their extensive knowledge of slang words. unfortunately and inevitably leads to confusion, incomprehension, and finally ostricism from those whom that person is trying to impress. most linguistics experts agree it indicates an approximate value close to zero but never having a negative value.
i didn’t get dit squat back on my income taxes.
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