ditch filter


an absorbent plug in the v-g-n- used for menstruation.
“i just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!”

“i can’t have s-x with my woman because she’s on the ditch filter!”

“my woman got p-ssed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!”

“i saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her p-ssy and shove it in a guys face!”

“my wife sent me to the store for her god d-mn ditch filters!”

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