Ditchhiker
(noun). a friend or aquaintance who brown noses a ride to a special event, concert, party, etc., then disappears as soon as they get there.
“did you come here alone?”
“no, i picked up a ditchhiker, and if i don’t see them in 5, i’m going to leave em here.”
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