Div-Bro


a dude who is physically and/or emotionally high maintenance to an extent which his antics are diva-like.
kira: may i have money flow to get my nails done this evening?
biz: naw. i asked you to iron my tee shirt and you forgot.
now i’m wrinkly to go play ball.

kira: negro please! well it’s only $10 for my bikini wax.
biz: bet! call them and book 2 appointments because it’s about time for me to get my brazilian bikini wax on!
kira: (sighs aloud) why do i always end up with a div-bro?

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