Divaboots
a person who steals trees.
a person who eats goldfish crackers but gets p-ssed if they don’t smile back because “it’s the snack that smiles back! goldfish!”
also a way of saying that one is mad of their goldfish snack not smiling back.
a person with a very sick and perverted mind.
are you happy with your goldfish?
no, i’m freaking mad as divaboots.
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