Dividing by 0
thought to be impossible, but legends tell that if achieved the mathematician will be granted the power of invisibility and teleportation.
he’s been dividing by 0 again, he’s in zimbabwe
the quickest way to end life as we know it.
me: don’t even try dividing by 0.
person: -divides by 0-
-universe implodes-
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