Smurvert


someone who flirt with another person wearing alot of blue and lil bit of white
max: so you wanna go out tonight?

girl in blue: sure…. see you tonight

few minutes later…

max: dude i got date with a hot chick

dave: with who?

max: that babe in blue…

dave: her? dude you’re a smurvert

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