dividing by zero
when even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. when you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says “yeah, there’s kind of an answer, but it ain’t just some number.”
it’s when mathematicians become philosophers.
math:
let’s say you have zero apples, and three people. how many apples does each person get? zero, cause there were no apples to begin with
not-math because of dividing by zero:
let’s say there are three apples, and zero people. how many apples does each person get? friggin… how the fruitc-ck should i know! how can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there’s no people to get them?!? you’d think it’d be infinity, but not really. it could almost be any number, cause you could be like “each person gets 400 apples” which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. so all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. but it’s still wrong.
a slang term for male masturbation. the hand makes a zero and gets divided by the p-n-s.
cameron spent the whole day dividing by zero in his bedroom.
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