Premature Philjaculation
1) a medical term which describes when a man excitedly burst out the words to the chorus of a phil collins song prematurely or in the middle of a verse
2) the most common disease ever
past tense- prematurely philjaculated
matty had a premature philjaculation of the words “cuz you’ll be in my heart” all over my car last night
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