divine sanction
when you take a sh-t, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don’t have to wipe again.
jimmy was making out with diane, but then he had to take a sh-t. luckily for him it was a divine sanction, so he didn’t have to waste any time wiping.
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