Divorce Maker
divorce maker:
1) (n) tandem bicycle (bicycle built for two) – called a divorce maker because once a tandem bike gets moving, the p-ssenger inevitably stops peddling, thus triggering hidden resentment over matters too trivial to mention that build up over time and lead to eventual divorce.
a metaphor for many marriages.
look over there at how hard he is peddling and sweating on that bike and she isn’t even breathing hard just sitting pretty, a tandem bike is nothing but a divorce maker if you ask me.
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