divorced
the best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. it tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.
example 1) i caught that f-ckin tramp laura cheating on me again. my lawyer says i should be divorced from that sk-nky sl-t in about 12 months.
example 2) bob and i are getting divorced. i’m going to -ssrape him so bad in court. his wallet will never be the same!
example 3) hi, i’m laura, nice to meet you. i’ve only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.
example 4} i’ve had enough pain and suffering, i’m getting divorced.
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