divorceforhalf
the real reason the modern female dreams of marriage. marriage being just a formality of achieving her dreams.
girl1: did you her about sharon’s engagement to that doctor she has been dating?
girl2: yes, it’s just a matter of time before she gets to divorceforhalf.
girl1:lucky b-tch, wish i could screw a man over like that.
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