dj crime
a. the best video dj in the world. b. one who breaks b-tches in half with a single thrust. c. the hardest working dj on the west coast.
“i like to shake my -ss for dj crime” ” he split me like a pork roast” “you blew my mind with your beats”
a r-t-rded dj who thinks he can actually spin tunes (but is utter cr-p) and is emotionaly unstable when it comes to the opposite s-x!
“hey man listen to dj crime spin these phat beats and destroy them”….dj crime”omg wheres my vicki gone?…i’am her shadow..where is she”
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