DJMP
an internet acronym for “don’t judge me please”
i still watch barney and friends sometimes, djmp.
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- doodiebombing
the disgusting yet wickedly funny act of wiping your -ss and then tossing the poo smeared wad of toilet tissue over the top of the stall and onto someone using the urinal in front of you. i got kicked out of the movie theatre for doodiebombing that d-ck who asks for your ticket stubs.
- doodling and canoodling
fraternising and unduly -ssociating with hey, i’m not exagerrating that i’ve told you for the millionth time to quit doodling and canoodling with that riff raff.
- doodoohead/cotton picker
a dark person or porch monkey/jungle bunny you cannot see at night time. they enjoy slingin some d-ck and eatin anything that is skeeet covered. hey bro did you see that doodoohead/cotton picker walking down the projects?
- moazam
adjective used for being full of life. also used for a person who is brown. rahul acted so moazam on tuesday after finals were over.
- doodoo powder
the powder that a homeless person wipes their -ss with. the officer thought the white powder was cocaine. he smelled the large white rock of white substance and asked the man what it was. the man responded, “that is my doodoo powder! i wipe my -ss with it.”