djonics
pr-nunciation – “dee-john-ix”
the term coined for a made up word that is effectively created by the apparent lack of knowledge by the speaker (specifically a radio dj). this disheartening phenomenon has a high rate of occurrence during the world’s largest trivia contest hosted by 90fm in stevens point wisconsin.
saddj: “…while floating in milk, ‘devarro’ another square..”
triviaplayer1: “wait, what? did that dude just say ‘devarro’ instead of devour?”
triviaplayer2: “yeah buddy, horrible case of djonics, i hope he does better”
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bad dj: “the answer to question 1 in hour 43 is a-b-b-a”
triviaplayer1: “aw h-ll no, does this guy not know who abba is and spelled their name instead?”
triviaplayer2: “yes, this is an example of inexperienced djonics, he has no idea who abba is.
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confuseddj: “in the -n-ls of punkadalia…”
triviaplayer1: “nooope, nope, i swear to god he meant to say ‘annals’ and just doesn’t know how to read”
triviaplayer2: “best example of djonics ever”
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