DJosis
d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) – simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with dj’s too long. it causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. dj’s with djitis tend to perpetuate this problem. djosis and djitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-jasmine acquired a bad case of djosis after hanging out with dj douchebag for only a few weeks.
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